I have a feeling more than one of you will think me weird after seeing this but, I can’t help it. This is how my mind works. Hey, if you think it seems odd from your perspective, imagine what it’s like from mine.
Whatever Happened to Earlobes?
25 06 2014Comments : Leave a Comment »
Tags: earlobes have changed, odd questions, oddities
Categories : Ramblings and Musings
Priorities
24 06 2014Comments : Leave a Comment »
Tags: ISIS, islamic terrorists, Obama, obama administration
Categories : Political Satire, Politics, Ramblings and Musings
HEADLINE NEWS: Susan Rice Wearing Out the Shoe Leather on TV
8 06 2014WASHINGTON, DC – For the second week in a row, National Security Adviser Susan Rice made the rounds of the Sunday morning television talk shows to explain and defend her boss, President Obama, choosing to exchange five Taliban prisoners from Guantanamo Bay for captured Army Sargent Bowe Bergdahl. Rice also defended her own controversial remarks from the previous week, when she made the statement that Bergdahl had served “with honor and distinction,” during his time in the US Army.
Despite claims from many who had also served in Bergdahl’s Army unit, that he had “deserted his post” while in Afghanistan, Rice and other administration spokespeople have continued to defend and reinforce her statement.
As Rice herself explained in an interview with CNN on Friday, “What I was referring to is the fact that this was a young man who volunteered to serve his country in uniform at a time of war. That in itself is a very honorable thing.”
On the talk shows this morning, Rice went on to say that “virtually every person in America, if not the entire world, serves with honor and distinction.”
When questioned about this claim, Rice explained further. “For example,” said Rice, “last evening during dinner with friends, I was served my distinctive entrée with honor by a young woman who smiled very pleasantly, almost as if we were personal friends. This, despite the fact that, because of the wage she is paid, she could never afford to eat a meal at the high priced restaurant where I was eating dinner.”
“Now, that is truly honorable,” Rice proclaimed.
Rice refused to answer any questions about her newly broadened definition of the phrase “honor and distinction,” even when it was pointed out to her that such a definition removes all meaning from the phrase. “We say what we mean and we mean what we say,” Rice claimed. “What others think of that is up to them. That is, until such time as we tell them what to think.”
For some, it was difficult to understand exactly what Ms. Rice was saying during her various appearances, as it appeared that, from time to time, she had something in her mouth which seemed to inhibit her ability to speak clearly and cogently. Investigations into the matter later determined that, as a matter of policy and to avoid undignified bodily contortions, Susan Rice has begun to carry an extra shoe with her during appearances before the public, which she can easily place in her mouth, to muffle any claims to actual fact she happens to make.
At press time, it had been determined that virtually all administrations officials will begin doing the same.
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Tags: obama administration, political sarcasm, susan rice
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2 Cycling eBooks on Sale – Just 99¢ Each
6 06 2014Beginning today, June 6th, and for a limited time, both of my cycling eBooks are on sale for just 99¢ each at the Amazon Kindle Store.
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Thoughts on the Bergdahl – Taliban Swap
5 06 2014I realize I’ve been sharing a large number of stories on the Bergdahl/Taliban swap to my Facebook profile in the past few days. In fact, I may have overdone it a bit, considering how easy it is to find stories if you look for them. It may also seem, because of the overall tenor of the stories and articles I’ve shared that I believe everything in them to be true, or agree with every opinion expressed. This is not the case.
I have never said that the deal made by our POTUS was treasonous. I have never said he should be impeached for making this deal. In fact, the first time I shared anything about this story was on June 2nd, the day I discovered that the members of Bergdahl’s platoon had named him a deserter. Here is what I wrote that day, when posting a headline story from CNN.com:
“Wow, I’ve never even heard of the possibility he had deserted prior to this. If true, it adds a disturbing aspect to the entire story, especially the image of the POTUS patting himself on the back upon the news of Bergdahl release.”
Since then, stories in the media and interviews with those who’d served with him have provided overwhelming evidence that he left his duty station voluntarily, walking away from his platoon, only to be “captured” by the Taliban. It has even been suggested that he went to them willingly, though that has yet to be proven. What is known is this – Bergdahl left voluntarily, after expressing dissatisfaction with his choice to serve and the mission assigned him.
For me, the mistakes made by the administration have nothing to do with treason but with poor judgment and duplicity – things we’ve seen from them all too often – which is why I continue to share stories and articles on this subject, as well as many others.
- First, the decision to exchange five very dangerous individuals for a single soldier was a poor one, especially considering reports that his release could have been gained for a cash payment instead, and that he had willingly deserted his post.
- Second, the grandstanding by the POTUS at the announcement was unseemly and in poor taste, which is also not unusual for him. His need to seek approval and accolades makes him seem a very small person, with huge self-esteem issues.
- Third, the constant effort to mislead the public for the justification of this deal, from Susan Rice’s again ridiculous appearances on the Sunday morning talk shows to the rest of the administration attacking the character of everyone who is critical of the deal, is just more of the same. These people simply cannot handle criticism from anyone, regardless of whether or not it is justified.
It has become obvious in his second term that we have elected an exceedingly petty president, who has surrounded himself with equally petty people. Their inability to handle criticism, combined with their need to lash out at any and all who dare to find fault with them, smacks of the playground bully in elementary school who lashes out at anyone who challenges his right to be a prick. Their behavior lacks class, while their arguments are empty of intelligence or honesty.
The truly unfortunate aspect to this latest turn of events is the regularity with which this group of intellectual adolescents find themselves in similar situations. While this particular mess may not rise to the level of a scandal, as so many other events have done during this administration, it is certainly one more incident which proves just how incompetent these people are.
No, I don’t believe this rises to the level of an impeachable offense, but it is certainly evidence, as if more were needed, that this whiny, put-upon POTUS and his team of adolescent advisors all deserve a good, old fashioned spanking.
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Tags: Bergdahl Taliban swap, Obama, poor judgement, POTUS
Categories : Politics, Ramblings and Musings